I can start the day without caffeine. 
I can get going without pep pills.
I can always be cheerful ignoring aches and pains.
I can resist complaining and boring people with my troubles.
I can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it.
I can understand when loved ones are too busy to give me any time.
I can overlook it when those I love take it out on me when through no fault of mine something goes wrong.
I can take criticism and blame without resentment.
I can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him.
I can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend.
I can face the world without lies and deceit.
I can conquer tension without medical help.
I can relax without liquor. 
I can sleep without the aid of drugs.
Who am I?
The family dog
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Yes, but I have fleas, I piss on your tires, I shed hair all over the place, I bark when the paperboy comes EVERY morming, and I will use your leg for my bitch if I feel like it.
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Sarge
But I make for some decent beef-alike bulkogi...
Sarge, your dog sounds like a jerk ;)
ReplyDeleteBryan:
ReplyDeleteThat quiz was too easy. :^)
I settle for a cat, for now anyway. Easier.
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